The exquisite art of the samurai sword? Don't make me laugh! You're so-called exquisite art is only fit for Japanese fatheads!

Pai Mei

Ego sum hominus indomitus.

William Wallace

[half-asleep] Off... with his head...

King Francis

Olive: Do you think there's a Heaven?
Frank: Well, it's hard to say, Olive. I don't think anyone knows for sure.
Olive: I know, but what do you think?
Frank: Well... um... uh...
Olive: I think there is.
Frank: Think I'll get in?
Olive: Yeah.
Frank: Promise?
Olive: Yeah.

Randal Graves: Do you know what I just watched?
Dante Hicks: Me pulling a can off some moron's fist?
Randal Graves: Return of the Jedi.

This is my happening and it freaks me out!

Austin Powers

[to Nick Fury regarding "The Avengers" initiative] I told you before- I don't wanna join your super-secret boy band.

Tony Stark

Drax the Destroyer: I like your knife, I'm keeping it.
Peter Quill: You're welcome.

Derek Zoolander: Why do you hate models, Matilda?
Matilda: Honestly?
Hansel: Yes.
Matilda: I think they're vain, stupid, and incredibly self-centered.
Hansel: I totally agree with you. But how do you feel about male models?

Miguel, I'm ready.

Andrew Beckett

Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?

Royal

[to John] Come on. You have made millions off the story of her murder. You're obsessed with her and you're obsessed with her daughter.

Jennifer

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