Sporty Lewis: Is that a ghost I'm seeing? An apparition? Or is it James J. Braddock the Bulldog of Burgen?
Jim Braddock: Sporty Lewis, how ya doing?

Dana Barrett: [reading from the printout] "Zuul was the minion of Gozer." What's Gozer?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Gozer was very big in Sumeria.
Dana Barrett: Well, what's he doing in my ice box?
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm working on that.

You lost today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it.

Fedora

Goddamn it Preston we're gonna finish this film for Herb. And We'll donate the proceeds to his wife and kids.

Carl Denham

Vivian: Are you sure you want me to stay the night? I mean, I could just pop ya real good and get outta here.
Edward Lewis: No, I'd really like you to stay. I don't want to be alone tonight.
Vivian: Is it your birthday?
Edward Lewis: No, no. Not my birthday.
Vivian: Oh. 'Cause you know, I've been the surprise at a lot of birthday parties.
Edward Lewis: I'll bet you have.

Valentine McKee: Come on you two, let's go, we're headed for the mountains!
Burt Gummer: [Grabs a bag of weapons] If that's how we're doin it, we're going prepared!

You've got a bloody cheek!

M

John Farley: Lets go Woodcock.
Mr. Woodcock: You must like getting spanked Farley, I guess it runs in the family.

Luke: Threepio, tell them if they don't do as you wish, you'll become angry and use your magic.
C-3PO: But, Master Luke, what magic? I couldn't possibly...
Luke: Just tell them.

You wasted $150,000 on an education you coulda got for a buck fifty in late charges at the public library.

Will

"I don't like you takin' liberties with my dick."

Nick [to Lou, regarding an oral sex bet]

William: This is a disaster.
Roland: [staring at the tent material] Nah, I think it'll tunic up quite nicely.

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