You know what? I think I'm gonna use you. I'm telling you now because I'll enjoy it so much more if I know that you could stop me if you weren't such a fucking freak!Natalie
There's going to be more shooting, more people are going to die. I didn't start it, but I mean to see it through.Bob Lee Swagger
Phil: "It happened again."
Tracy: "Seriously, what is wrong with you three?"
I wanna fuck. It's my fucking big dick. Who wants to fuck?Dirk
[Dentist drills and patient screams]
Peach: Now he's using the Schilder technique.
Bloat: He's been favoring that one lately. He's using a Hedstrom file.
Gurgle: That's not a Hedstrom file, that's a K-flex.
Bloat: It has a teardrop cross section, clearly it's a HEDSTROM.
Gurgle: No, it's a K-FLEX.
Magda: What are you doing?
Magda's boyfriend: That's my girl he's kissing.
Magda: But you just slept with me.
Magda's boyfriend: I was only boning you to get to Mary.
My sons, your training is not yet complete. But you will become the warriors that legends are made of.Splinter
Why don't you and I go someplace quiet, cause I'd love to give you the low-down on Mitchum.Jack Vincennes
Curly: Uh-oh, he's snuffocatin'!
Larry: Don't worry, I know the Heineken maneuver!
Whoa! That got him!Wedge Antilles
I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit... stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander!Katinka [to Matilda]
Jedediah: Fire up the iron horse, boys.
Larry: Hey, blondie!
Jedediah: Names Jedadiah.
Larry: Jedadiah, stop the train, please!
Jedediah: No can do, crackerjack.
Larry: Whats going on here?
Jedediah: Somebodys got to pay.
Larry: Pay for what?
Jedediah: I don't know, just pay! Now stop whining and take it like a man!
Larry: Seriously, stop the train!
Jedediah: Alright, stop the train.
Larry: Thank you.
Jedediah: NOW FULL SPEED AHEAD AND RAM HIM! SPLIT HIS HEAD LIKE A WATERMELON!
Larry: [Train hits Larry] Ooh! Ow...
Jedediah: Oh, for crying out loud!