Do not seek the treasure!

Pete

Les Grossman: What you gotta do is pull down their pants and spank their ass, you spank it.
Studio Executive Rob Slolom: You spank that ass Les!

Megamind: [about Titan] He'll destroy the whole city!
Metro Man: I'm sorry. I'm finally free to get in touch with my TRUE power... making awesome music!
[strums a guitar]
Megamind: You're kidding, right?

Lord Bottoms: As lord of these lands I shall bless this marriage by taking the bride into my bed on the first night of her union.
Morrison: By God, you will not.

Barry B. Benson: Tivo. You mean you can just freeze live TV? That's insane.
Vanessa: What, you don't have anything like that?
Barry B. Benson: We have "Hivo", But it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease.

They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only need to fire once. That's how dad did it, that's how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

Tony Stark

I have a girlfriend, beat that out of me, bitch.

Dudley Frank

I'm a soldier, but in serving my country, I have betrayed my conscience.

Col. Claus von Stauffenberg

The world can really kick your ass. I only have a VAGUE recollection of when it wasn't kickin' mine.

Roy

Alpa Chino: Maybe I just knew I had to represent...
Kirk Lazarus: Hot damn!
Alpa Chino: ...because they had one good part in there for a *black* man, and they gave it to "Crocodile Dundee"!
Kirk Lazarus: [offended] Pump your brakes kid, that man's a national treasure.
Alpa Chino: I'm sorry a dingo ate your baby!
Kirk Lazarus: You about to cross some fuckin' line!

Farva: Gimme a pie... apple.
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva.
[pause]
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?
Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
Dimpus Burger Guy: It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.

[to Harry after he sees the horses pulling the horseless carriges for the first time] Don't worry. You're just as sane as me.

Luna Lovegood

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