My God, man! Drilling holes in his head isn't the answer! Now put away your butcher knives and let me save this patient before it's too late!McCoy
Joel Goodson: You know, Bill, there's one thing I learned in all my years. Sometimes you just gotta say, "What the fuck. Make your move."
Rutherford: I beg your pardon?
[watches a touching memory between Harry and Sirius] I may vomit.Severus Snape
Get outta here you dago bastared!Malone
Charles: Yes, it's odd, isn't it? All these years we've been single and proud of it and never noticed that two of us were, in effect, married all this time.
Tom: Traitors in our midst.
Alvy Singer: It's mental masturbation!
Annie Hall: And you would know all about THAT, wouldn't you?
Alvy Singer: Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love.
By the power of Greyskull!Danny Butterman
Joe Miller: Who did you get?
Andrew Beckett: What?
Joe Miller: Did you find a lawyer?
Andrew Beckett: I'm a lawyer.
How fickle is woman.Rhett Butler
Logic, logic, logic. Logic is the beginning of wisdom, Valeris, not the end.Captain Spock
Raquel: I mean screwing around is second oldest reason to kill someone.
Emily: Oh really, and what would be the first?
Raquel: Money, honey!
Rick: What'd you do this time?
Jonathan: Well, I haven't done anything to anybody.
[bullets fly through the door]