Harold: I want that.
Kumar: What? A Hot Dog Heaven super chili cheese dog?
Harold: No. I want that feeling. The feeling that comes over a man when he gets exactly what he desires. I need that feeling!
Kumar: Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Harold: We gotta go to White Castle.
Kumar: YES! YES! I knew you had it in you dude!

How do you look at the one you love and tell yourself it is time to walk away.

Leo

Princess Fiona: What are you doing? You know, you should sweep me off my feet out yonder window and down a rope onto your valiant steed.
Shrek: You've had a lot of time to plan this, haven't you?

Haven Hamilton: I don't know who you are or what you're doing here, but I will not tolerate rudeness in the presence of a star...
[pauses, glances at Eliot Gould]
Haven Hamilton: Two stars.

Eggsy: I’ve never met a tailor before, but I know you ain’t one.
Galahad: Come with me. What do you see? I see a young man with potential. Pull the hook on your left.
Eggsy: Oh, yes, very nice! What does this do, electrocute you?
Galahad: Don’t be ridiculous. It’s a hand grenade.
Eggsy: Shut up! That is sick!

Oh, isn't that wonderful? All the lowlifes in quiet city Boston are dropping dead and *you* think it's unrelated! Greenly, the day I want the Boston Police to do my thinking for me, I will have a fucking tag on my toe!

Paul Smecker

You impudent hussy!

Professor Henry Higgins

Prof. Charles Francis Xavier: You can stay here. We can protect you from Magneto.
Wolverine: What's a Magneto?

Obi-Wan: [switches off hologram] I can't watch any more.
Yoda: Destroy the Sith we must.

Alastair Campbell: You going to speak to the Queen?
Tony Blair: Yep.
Alastair Campbell: Ask her if SHE greased the brakes.
Tony Blair: Now, now.

Priest Vito Cornelius: You're a monster, Zorg.
Zorg: I know.

To-da-loo, motherfucka!

Mr. Chow

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