I'm from Holland. Isn't that vierd?

Goldmember

Is that it? Is that all you're gonna ask me? Well I got a couple of thousand goddamn questions, you know. I want to speak to someone in charge. I want to lodge a complaint. You have no right to make people crazy! You think I investigate every Walter Cronkite story there is? Huh? If this is just nerve gas, how come I know everything in such detail? I've never been here before. How come I know so much? What the hell is going on around here? Who the hell are you people?

Roy Neary

Today, five people will become one, with the goal of surviving.

Jigsaw

Rufus: I'm telling you, man, this ceremony is a big mistake.
Cardinal Glick: The Catholic Church does not make mistakes.
Rufus: Please. What about the Church's silent consent to the slave trade?
Bethany: And its platform of non-involvement during the Holocaust?
Cardinal Glick: All right, mistakes were made.

Amos Calloway: Tell me, Karl, have you ever heard the term "involuntary servitude"?
Karl: No.
Amos Calloway: "Unconscionable contract"?
Karl: Uh, nope.
Amos Calloway: Great!

Luke: Master Yoda, you can't die.
Yoda: Strong am I with the Force, but not that strong.

Harry Bright: Bugger.
Sam Carmichael: My sentiments exactly.

Sherif Ali: There is the railway. And that is the desert. From here until we reach the other side, no water but what we carry with us. For the camels, no water at all. If the camels die, we die. And in twenty days they will start to die. T.E. Lawrence: There's no time to waste, then, is there?

Zeus: Excuse me, I need to use that phone.
Businessman: Use the other one.
Zeus: Sir, please. I need to use that phone.
Businessman: Hey, listen, bro, I was here first.
Zeus: Bro? Get away from the goddamn phone!

This will be the end of Gondor as we know it. Here the hammer-stroke will fall hardest.

Gandalf

I need to be helped. I need you to rub my back, put me in my onesie...whatever you need to do baby, I'm yours!

Cedric

Randal Graves. You work here too? Jesus, anyone else from our graduating class back there?

Lance Dowds

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