Card Player: I didn't know you were the Sundance Kid when I said you were cheating. If I draw on you, you'll kill me.
Sundance Kid: There's that possibility.
Well, well, well, look what we have here. It's Harry Potter. He's all bright, and shiny, and new again, just in time for the Dark Lord.Bellatrix Lestrange
I won't tell your mother about this, right now I'm going to bed. And take that stuff off your face before your mother sees you.Jake Houseman
Tell no-one we have spoken, for all shall reveal itself in due course.Henry
This car is 100% death proof, only to get the benefit of it honey, you really need to be sitting in my seat!Stuntman Mike
Andy Stitzer: Well, if you loved her so much, why did you cheat on her?
Jay: [sobbing violently] Because! Duh! I'm insecure! Can't you tell?
Oh... guys? Don't stay in here all day. I had to take the batteries out of the carbon monoxide detector; it was beeping all night.Carol
I realize how difficult it's going to be in this god-forsaken place where you can't find what you need, but there's the challenge.Colonel Nicholson
Yo, you guys are gonna miss this shit! The big guy's gonna cornhole that ass! With his weiner!Jay
No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he'll keep comin' back and back until one of you is dead.Ace Rothstein
Prem Kumar: Final question for twenty million rupees, and he's smiling. I guess you know the answer.
Jamal Malik: Do you believe it, I don't!
Prem Kumar: You don't? So you take the ten million and walk?
Jamal Malik: No. I'll play.
Gus: Phil? Like the groundhog Phil?
Phil: Yeah, like the groundhog Phil.
Gus: Look out for your shadow there, buddy.