Just remember, it's your old man that hauled Ben Wade to that station... when nobody else would.Dan Evans
Mayor: Have I told you that I was acquainted with your father, Captain?
CapitÃ¡n Vidal: No. I had no idea.
Mayor: In Morocco. I knew him only briefly, but he left a great impression.
CapitÃ¡n Vidal: An excellent soldier.
Mayor: The men in his battalion said that when General Vidal died on the battlefield, he smashed his watch on a rock so that his son would know the exaxt hour and minute of his death. So he would know how a brave man dies.
CapitÃ¡n Vidal: Nonsense. He didn't own a watch.
Skylar: What if I said I wouldn't have sex with you again till I got to meet your friends, what would you say?
Will: I'd say it's four-thirty in the morning, they're probably up.
Captain Frye: You changed the coordinates, didn't you, General?
General Hummel: That's affirmative, Captain.
Sergeant Crisp: So now they think we're gutless, the feds? They think we won't actually do it?
Captain Frye: They're going to come at us with everything they got. Air and sea. They're going to bomb our ass back to the Stone Age.
Major Tom Baxter: They don't know we missed on purpose.
Captain Frye: Great. We're not gutless, we're incompetent.
Eli: You never even gave me the time of day till I started getting good reviews.
Margot: Your reviews weren't that good.
Eli: But the sales are.
Ixas: Charon only ferries the dead.
Solon: [pulls his sword] Any volunteers?
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Kaffee: I get sick when I fly because I'm afraid of crashing into a large mountain, I don't think Dramamine'll help.
Lt. Weinberg: I've got some oregano, I hear that works pretty good.
T.S. Quint: I was going to propose to her.
T.S. Quint: The Universal Tour.
Brodie: You're kidding. What part?
T.S. Quint: When Jaws popped out of the water.
Brodie: That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard.
T.S. Quint: Too bad I'm not trying to marry you.
The world can really kick your ass. I only have a VAGUE recollection of when it wasn't kickin' mine.Roy
They took the idols and smashed them, the Fairbankses, the Gilberts, the Valentinos! And who've we got now? Some nobodies!Norma Desmond
I was taking a piss when I heard the news, congratulations!Jay
This is what I do; if some idiot with a sledgehammer could break in do you really think I'd still have a job?Burnham