Perhaps it is good to have a beautiful mind, but an even greater gift is to discover a beautiful heart.


Tell me about this miserable little diary of yours. The book is useless and yet you come all the way back to Berlin to get it. Why?

Colonel Vogel

Henrik Vanger: The clock is ticking, I need your help.
Mikael Blomkvist: Doing what?
Henrik Vanger: Officially assisting with my memoirs. But what you'll really be doing is investigating thieves, misers and bullies - the most detestable collection of people that you will ever meet -- my family.

[after he faked a terminal illness, took residence in the house under false pretenses, tried to instigate a fight with his estranged wife's fiancé, lied to his family and was found out] I know I'm going to be the bad guy here...


Fuck the world.

John J. Rambo

(Darcy about to cry...)
Bridal shop lady: She's having her bridal moment...
Darcy: No, i'm fine. I wanna cry on the day so I wanna check my mascaras to make sure it doesn't run..

...and remember it doesn't say Cox, unless I say it tastes like Cox.

Dewey Cox

I know who you are. If you wanna survive, follow me.


E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.


Look at our current situation with that camel fucker over in Iraq. Pacifism is not something to hide behind.

Walter Sobchak

John Mason: Are you sure you're ready for this?
Stanley Goodspeed: I'll do my best.
John Mason: Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
Stanley Goodspeed: Carla was the prom queen.
John Mason: Really?
Stanley Goodspeed: [cocks his gun] Yeah.

The professor thought you would be able to figure it out on your own. He gives you more credit than I do.


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