Down here, if you ask five people about a demon story, they'll give you ten demon stories.

Cotton Marcus

Topper Harley: Can you save him?
Doctor: Can't be sure. I'm not a very good doctor.

Peter Gibbons: Doesn't it bother you that you have to get up in the morning and you have to put on a bunch of pieces of flair?
Joanna: Yeah, but I'm not about to go in and start taking money from the register.
Peter Gibbons: Well, maybe you should. You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

Veronica Corningstone: If you touch Ron, I will burn your face with a curling iron.
Ron Burgundy: Meow!

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The bible is filled with demons. If you believe in God, you have to believe in the devil. Jesus himself was an exorcist. Therefore, if you are Christian and you believe in the bible, and you believe in Jesus Christ, you have to believe in demons.

Cotton Marcus

Maggie: You coming back through?
Dudley Frank: Maybe. A biker never knows. A week, a month.
[pauses]
Dudley Frank: Six days, ten hours, 27 minutes, give or take six minutes for wind resistance.

Fuck you, Bretton!

Jacob Moore

Robin: I need a sign that you've turned over a new leaf.
Ivy: How about "slippery when wet?"

I have a surprise for you, Mommy!

Esther

You don't put on a condom unless you're gonna fuck!

Zimmer

Don't worry, it could be worse - he could be a white guy.

Medicine Man

You're a cool guy, Troy. But not for the reasons your friends think.

Gabrilla Montez

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