John McClane: I'll tell you what your problem is, you don't like me because you're a racist!
John McClane: You're a racist! You don't like me because I'm white!
Zeus: I don't like you because you're going to get me killed!
Pop Fisher: Batting practice tomorrow, be there!
Roy Hobbs: I have been. Every day.
Scott Smith: Are you on uppers or something?
Harvey Milk: No, this is just plain old me.
Kee: What the f-ck you staring at?
Theodore Faron: Apparently, the pleasure is all mine.
Sue: I've always had a thing for Santa Claus. In case you didn't notice. It's like some deep-seeded childhood thing.
Willie: So is my thing for tits.
What do you call the three rings of marriage? Engagement ring, wedding ring and insuffering...Cedric
[voiceover, a letter to Bobby] Hi, Bobby, you're somewhere out there, on the deep blue goddamn sea, and I'm writing this on a box two semi-down pillows, that I secretly bought for us at Penny's, and I'm smiling at myself because the surprise I have in store for you... I'm talking removal, from our dungeons in the Crow's Nest... to our own place... It's no great shakes but... but ya gotta begin with a baby shake... right? Forever love Bobby... I'm in this for the long run...Christina 'Chris' Cotter
[Comes in to the party with the bruise on his face]
Beth: What happened to your face.
Ronny: Oh I just had this bar fight.
Nick: Bar Fight
Ronny: I got this place called Zips, Zips bar and grill.
Ronny: It is a place where liers and scumbags and all kind of weird stuff like a blow up of marriage hang out.
I am Armando Alvarez!Armando Alvarez
Lightning: You doing real good, you big pussy!
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: That's not helping.
Lightning: It's okay, I'm eight hundred years old, I say what I want.
Mike Dexter: Guys, we're gonna be in college soon. You know what there's gonna be in college, right?
Jake: Girls that used to be in high school.
Mike Dexter: No, women. College women. Women with no curfew, women on the pill, women... women, bro. We are staring into the future here. And the future is women.
We support your war of terror.Borat