[in Portguese] I will miss you. And your very slow typing... and your very bad driving.


Let's write history... with blood!


Clive Cod: Let me tell you something, I don't know anything about that, so you can kiss my fat ass.
Carter: Clive, it would take me all day to kiss your fat ass.

[to his team taking laps] If you all didn't jack off too much, maybe you'd stay in shape.

Coach Popper

Look, can we start over? Second chance, second date? You as you, me as me. No secrets. What do you think?


Andy. Have you ever heard of the term... 'Fuck Buddy?'


Danny: Pick us up in two hours.
Ronnie: Fuck you, Miss Daisy.

Anna Crowe, I am in love... in love I am.

Malcolm Crowe

Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
Ragetti: Parley?
Jack Sparrow: That's the one. Parley. Parley.
Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley".
Jack Sparrow: That would be the French.

Ollie: Come on, Dad. Don't you wanna live alone again?
Bart: Not as much as I don't wanna die alone.

We got this good cop bad cop thing going... Except were hookers.


Everybody dance!

Corky St. Clair

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