Middle Jamal: [seeing the Taj Mahal] Is this heaven?
Middle Salim: You're not dead Jamal.
Middle Jamal: What is it? Some hotel?
Pete: You miserable little snake! You stole from my kin!
Ulysses Everett McGill: Who was fixin' to betray us.
Pete: You didn't know that at the time.
Ulysses Everett McGill: So I borrowed it until I did know.
Pete: That don't make no sense!
Ulysses Everett McGill: Pete, it's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.
Penny Wharvey McGill
The gods need US! They need our prayers! What do WE need the gods for?Andromeda
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Capt. Dickson: No, you look like you about 50. You going to MC State. You two sons of bitches are going to college!
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Christopher: The gorilla?
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Dale Denton: Oh, yeah, she must be proud of you for that.
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