Well, no offense, but if that is a woman it looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick!Austin Powers
All right! This is it! Now you all know me, so I'm gonna say this as simply as I can. If it's our time to die, it's our time. All I ask is, if we have to give these bastards our lives... WE GIVE 'EM HELL BEFORE WE DO!Mifune
Kermit: Maybe you don't need the whole world to love you, you know? Maybe you just need one person.
Miss Piggy: Oh Kermie...
Dan: Do you have any children?
Dan: Would you like some?
Anna: Yes, but not today.
Coach Ken Carter: What's your deepest fear?
Worm: Why he keep saying that? What's your deepest fear? What's that mean?
Raphael: [to April in a menacing voice] Give me the camera.
Michelangelo: Oh look, he's doing his Batman voice...
Leonardo: Back off, Raph!
This is worse than the time when I fell asleep and you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture.Terrence
Roger Thornhill: Then, then your name isn't Kaplan?
Man at Prairie Crossing: Can't say it is, 'cause it ain't.
Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Cornell, Switzerland... he was thrown out of a lot of colleges.Bernstein
In an ancient time, Earth was nearly destroyed. Not by man, but by Gods from the sky.Master Roshi
Virginia: Hey! What's going on?
Happy Gilmore: Oh, uh, I was just looking for the other half of this bottle and there's some of it and there's some of it right there, too.
Virginia: Why don't you just put it down?
Happy Gilmore: Yeah, I know.
Father Flynn: You haven't the slightest proof of anything!
Sister Aloysius: But I have my certainty.