Well, no offense, but if that is a woman it looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick!

Austin Powers

All right! This is it! Now you all know me, so I'm gonna say this as simply as I can. If it's our time to die, it's our time. All I ask is, if we have to give these bastards our lives... WE GIVE 'EM HELL BEFORE WE DO!

Mifune

Kermit: Maybe you don't need the whole world to love you, you know? Maybe you just need one person.
Miss Piggy: Oh Kermie...

Dan: Do you have any children?
Anna: No.
Dan: Would you like some?
Anna: Yes, but not today.

Coach Ken Carter: What's your deepest fear?
Worm: Why he keep saying that? What's your deepest fear? What's that mean?

Raphael: [to April in a menacing voice] Give me the camera.
Michelangelo: Oh look, he's doing his Batman voice...
Leonardo: Back off, Raph!

This is worse than the time when I fell asleep and you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture.

Terrence

Roger Thornhill: Then, then your name isn't Kaplan?
Man at Prairie Crossing: Can't say it is, 'cause it ain't.

Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Cornell, Switzerland... he was thrown out of a lot of colleges.

Bernstein

In an ancient time, Earth was nearly destroyed. Not by man, but by Gods from the sky.

Master Roshi

Virginia: Hey! What's going on?
Happy Gilmore: Oh, uh, I was just looking for the other half of this bottle and there's some of it and there's some of it right there, too.
Virginia: Why don't you just put it down?
Happy Gilmore: Yeah, I know.

Father Flynn: You haven't the slightest proof of anything!
Sister Aloysius: But I have my certainty.

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