Let's shag ass.

Royal

Let's win this game for all the small schools that never had a chance to get here.

Merle Webb

Lewis, we've had presidents who were beloved, who couldn't find a coherent sentence with two hands and a flashlight. People don't drink the sand because they're thirsty. They drink the sand because they don't know the difference.

President Andrew Shepherd

License and registration... chicken fucker.

Farva

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.

Frank Drebin

Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.

Frank Drebin

Korean Mother: Ling-Ling, You walk right by Crazy Nail. No say hi me.
Ling Ling: Hi mom.

Barbara: We're very unhappy.
Juno: What did you expect? You're dead.

We've been living above an entire world, and we didn't even know it!

Ellie

What a fine detective. You found the breadcrumbs right to us.

Silken Floss

Bob Wilton: What are you doing?
Lyn Cassady: [while driving the car] Cloud bursting, it keeps me sharp.
Lyn Cassady: [clouds over head dissapear] and it's gone.
[crashes the car into a rock]
Bob Wilton: Gees, you had like the whole dessert to dive in, Lyn.

Tai Lung: What are you going to do, sit on me?
Po: Don't tempt me.

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