This will be the end of Gondor as we know it. Here the hammer-stroke will fall hardest.

Gandalf

Nicholas Angel: What's the situation?
DS Andy Wainwright: Two blokes and a fuck load of cutlery!

Russel Casse: In the words of my generation: Up yours!

DEA Agent: Javier, you should feel good about this.
Javier Rodriguez: I feel like a traitor.

Ethan: Are you blind?
Virgil: Yeah.
Ethan: Cool, see ya.

Stay with me. I know how this sounds, but I've mapped these numbers to the dates of every major global disaster from the last 50 years in perfect sequence. Earthquakes, fires, tsunamis... The next number on the chain predicts that tomorrow, somewhere on the planet, 81 people are going to die, in some kind of tragedy.

John Koestler

Gandalf: But we still have time. Time enough to counter Sauron if we act quickly.
Saruman: Time? What time do you think we have?

Jessica Martin: When I didn't show up for work today someone called the police, I'm sure.
Greer: You better hope they didn't.

Nobody's perfect. There was never a perfect person around. You just have half-angel and half-devil in you.

Linda

I'm a killer. A murdering bastard, you know that. And there are consequences to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard.

Bill

Tranny Hooker: [Kid and Razor are dressed in green catsuits] You two some kind of superheroes?
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Yeah, I'm the Green Champion and he's the Emerald Superpussy.

I promised them women.

Major Henry West

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