Serendipity: Can you believe it? Me - a muse, for God's sake. I sit down in front of the typewriter, and what do I get? Nothing. Blank page. I can't even write a grocery list.
Bethany: What about what you did with Jay and Silent Bob? You inspired them.
Serendipity: That's the cosmic joke. I can give out a zillion and nine ideas a second, but I can't keep any for myself. Her quirky sense of humor.


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Movie:
Dogma
Genre:
Comedy
Franchise:
View Askew-niverse
Characters:
Bethany Sloane, Serendipity
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Dogma Quotes

[waking from a dream] I didn't cum on you, Pete, I swear.

Jay

Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now.

Metatron