Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

[as Captain Kirk] Captain's Log, stardate 23.9, rounded off to the... nearest decimal point. We've... traveled back in time to save an ancient species from... total annihilation. SO FAR... no... signs of aquatic life, but I'm going to find it. If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I'm going to find it. I've... GOT TO, MISTER.
Ace Ventura

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Movie:: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Genre:: Comedy
Character:: Ace Ventura
Related Quotes:: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Ace Ventura Quotes
Added:: September 02, 2007

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Quotes

Woodstock: What's the password?
Ace Ventura: New England clam chowder.
Woodstock: Is that the red or the white?
Ace Ventura: Ah, I can never remember that. White.
[Door opens]
Ace Ventura: Yes.

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Added: September 02, 2007

It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son?
Mrs. Finkle

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Added: September 02, 2007