Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool. Gophers. The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents*.
Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason.


Rating: 4.5 / 5.0 (2 Votes)

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Movie:
Caddyshack
Genre:
Comedy
Character:
Carl Spackler
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It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat.

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A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.

Ty Webb