Aldous Snow Quotes
What you did was very spiteful, but it was also very brave and very honest and I respect you for doing that. But the content of what you said has made me hate you. So there's a layer of respect, admittedly, for your truthfulness, but it's peppered with hate. Hateful respect.
Aldous Snow: We're gonna fuck these two girls.
Aaron Green: I just got out of a relationship.
Aldous Snow: Was your ex a blonde or brunette?
Aaron Green: Brunette.
Aldous Snow: Blonde it is.
Aldous Snow: [as he is watching TV] Didn't I fuck her once?
[Aldous sees Sarah Marshall on TV]
Aldous Snow: I did fuck her.
When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall.
This is it, Aaron. This is rock n' roll. Did you enjoy the party?
How you served five years under her, I don't know. You deserve a medal, or a holiday or at least a cuddle from somebody.
Sarah Marshall: I hate your music.
Aldous Snow: Yeah well, I fucked the housekeeper the other day.
Yeah, I had a girl cheat on me once, with both Liam Gallagher and Noel Gallagher.
I mean, I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen it... It really, deeply upset me.
Look at my limo driver... I'm going to have sex with her! alright!