Larry: You think because you don't love us, or desire us, or even like us, you think you've won.
Alice: It's not a war.

Alice: You still fancy me?
Dan: ...Of course.
Alice: You're lying. I've been you.

Alice: Want a smoke?
Larry: No. Yes. No. Fuck it, yes!
Larry: [takes the pack] No. I quit.

Dan: Why did you fuck him?
Alice: I wanted to.
Dan: Why?
Alice: I desired him.
Dan: Why?
Alice: You weren't there!
Dan: Why him?
Alice: He asked me nicely.
Dan: You're a liar.
Alice: So?
Dan: Who are you?
Alice: I'm no one!
[Alice spits in Dan's face. Dan raises his hand to slap her]
Alice: Go on, hit me. It's what you want. Come on, hit me, you fucker!

Dan: I hate that I'm hurting you.
Alice: Then why are you?

Larry: He's very pretty.
Alice: She's... very tall.

Larry: You shouldn't smoke.
Alice: Fuck off.
Larry: I'm a doctor. I'm supposed to say things like that.

Larry: What does your cunt taste like?
Alice: Heaven.

Alice: Is it because she's successful?
Dan: No. It's because... she doesn't need me.

Larry: Are you flirting with me?
Alice: Maybe.
Larry: Are you allowed to flirt with me?
Alice: Sure.
Larry: Really?
Alice: No, I'm not. I'm breaking all the rules.
Larry: You're mocking me!
Alice: Yes, I'm allowed to flirt.

Larry: Why didn't you just tell me the second I walked through the door?
Anna: I was scared.
Larry: You're a coward, you spoiled bitch.

Where is this love? I can't see it, I can't touch it. I can't feel it. I can hear it. I can hear some words, but I can't do anything with your easy words.

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Alice

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In Closer, Alice is a mystery. She's a stripper who keeps saying her name is Jane. A total lie, right? Maybe not, as the ending of the movie shows us. Throughout the film, she boffs Dan and Larry on many occasions.

Played By
Natalie Portman
Full Name
Alice