Now I swear the next one of you primates even touches me...
All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up!
Old Woman: I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: Come get some.
Arthur: Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
Ash: Nope. Just me baby... Just me.
Gimme some sugar, baby.
You see this? THIS... is my BOOM STICK!
It's a trick. Get an axe.
Ash: I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh**. And, Jack left town.
Hail to the king, baby!
Sheila: You found me beautiful once.
Ash: Honey, you got real ugly.
Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.