Ashley Albright Quotes
Ever since this masquerade bash, it's like I'm the Anti-Midas, and everything I touch turns to crap.
Jake Hardin: So - how's the new job working out?
Ashley Albright: Well, I can't complain.
Jake Hardin: That's good.
Ashley Albright: No, I mean I'm literally not allowed to complain. I had to sign something.
Ashley Albright: Please tell her that I'm not lucky.
Maggie: You were voted prom queen at Franklin High.
Ashley Albright: So?
Maggie: We went to Jefferson!
Ashley Albright: Jake is the guy I kissed at the masquerade bash.
Ashley Albright: Yes.
Ashley Albright: Yes!
Jake Hardin: [sees Ashley put in one side of the light bulb] Oh see. She should've turned the light off because now she's going to be...
Ashley Albright: [light sparks] AAAAAAAAAA!
Jake Hardin: ...electrocuted.