Ben Stone Quotes
Martin: Whatever. I'm glad I'm not a Jew.
Ben Stone: So are we. You weren't chosen for a reason.
Alison Scott: I'm sorry I told you to fuck your bong.
Ben Stone: It's okay... I didn't.
If any of us get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in "Munich."
Alison Scott: Hey...
Ben Stone: I'm naked.
Alison Scott: Yeah.
Ben Stone: Did we have sex?
Alison Scott: Yes.
Ben Stone: Nice.
I live in your phone!
[to bartender] You're going to be embarrassed when you realize I'm Wilmer Valderrama.
Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles.
Fuck you hormones!
Now that's how you get pink eye.
[during earthquake] FUCK ME!
Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: Fuck off!
Alison Scott: What?
Ben Stone: What?
Debbie: I gotta go, Sadie might have the chicken pox.
Jason: I had the chicken pox three times. I have no immunity to it.
Ben Stone: We don't have the heart to tell him it's herpes.