Martin: Whatever. I'm glad I'm not a Jew.
Ben Stone: So are we. You weren't chosen for a reason.

Alison Scott: I'm sorry I told you to fuck your bong.
Ben Stone: It's okay... I didn't.

If any of us get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in "Munich."

Alison Scott: Hey...
Ben Stone: I'm naked.
Alison Scott: Yeah.
Ben Stone: Did we have sex?
Alison Scott: Yes.
Ben Stone: Nice.

I live in your phone!

[to bartender] You're going to be embarrassed when you realize I'm Wilmer Valderrama.

Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles.

Fuck you hormones!

Now that's how you get pink eye.

[during earthquake] FUCK ME!

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Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: Fuck off!
Alison Scott: What?
Ben Stone: What?

Debbie: I gotta go, Sadie might have the chicken pox.
Jason: I had the chicken pox three times. I have no immunity to it.
Ben Stone: We don't have the heart to tell him it's herpes.

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Ben Stone is one of the luckiest men in movie history. He gets to sleep with Katherine Heigl and then even spend the rest of his life with her. The slacker stars the film as a big fan of pot and movies, and ends it with a lovely woman by his side. Along with plenty of pot and movies.

Played By
Seth Rogen
Full Name
Ben Stone