Where's home? It's gone! Someone stole it!

Boog: Yeah, we'll need your nuts!
Elliot: And your acorns, too!

Elliot: I get it. You're like a pet.
Boog: I'm nobody's pet!
Elliot: [Holding up a water dish that reads "Boog"] Right.

Boog: We've been walking around in circles?
Elliot: Cir-cle. One time around.

All right, fish. Give it up for Boog!

Boog: [Helium voice] Hello, idiot.
Elliot: [Helium voice] That's Elliot.

Elliot: Trust me, you know the day I met you Ian kicked me out of the herd, I lost my antler, I got run over, and tied to the hood of a truck, what do you call that?
Boog: Ahhh a loser! But check this out... behold the mighty grizzly... i look like a bear, i talk like a bear but i can't fish, i can't climb a tree, i can't even go in the woods
Elliot: Thats nothing! Half doe, half buck! I'm a duck!
Boog: I ride a unicycle for crackers
Elliot: I have a glass eye
Boog: I can't snap
Elliot: I thought log was a colour
Boog: I can't see my feet!
Elliot: I killed a man!

The woods is no place for a bear!

[Eating animal crackers] The giraffes taste the same as the elephants. That's messed up.

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