Next time I see Country Club Princess, I'm gonna launch her and her pink cart straight into the lake.

That girl needs to take up knitting... or some sport where she can only injure herself.

We've been like brothers since preschool. If I don't know who you are these days then who does?

Troy Bolton: Dude, Ms. Darbus has snapped her cap!
Chad Danforth: Dude, you're actually listening?

Chad Danforth: You got game?
Ryan Evans: A little.

[talking about Sharpay and Ryan] Do you know what I'll do to those two show dogs?

Do you know something about this?... short person.

Look, you're a hoops dude. Not a musical singer person.

Chad: Okay, so, my watch is 7:45 Mountain Standard Time. Are we synced?
Taylor: Whatever.
Chad: All right. Then we're on a go mode for lunch period. Exactly 12:05.
Taylor: Yes, Chad. We're a go. But we're not Charlie's Angels, okay?
Chad: I can dream, can't I?

Troy Bolton: What's up?
Chad: What's up? Oh let's see, um you miss free period workout yesterday to audition for some heinous musical, and now suddenly people are confessing. Yeah Zeke, Zeke is baking. Crème brûlée.
Troy Bolton: Oh. What's that?
Zeke: Oh, it's a creamy custard-like filling with a caramelized surface, it's really satisfying.
Troy Bolton: Yeah, cool

Chad: What spell has this elevated IQ temptress girl cast that make you wanna audition for a musical?
Troy Bolton: Look, I just did it. Who cares?
Chad: Who cares? How about your most loyal best friend?

Chad: Hey, the whole team's in the gym for free period, what do you want us to run?
Troy Bolton: I can't - I, uh, have to catch up on, uh, homework.
Chad: Catch up on homework? It's second day back, even I'm not behind yet. And I've been behind since preschool.
Troy Bolton: [laugh] That's hilarious. Um, see you later?

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