Linda Litzke: You should put up a note in the ladies locker room.
Chad Feldheimer: Put up a note? "Highly classified shit found: Raw intelligence shit, CIA shit?" Hello, anybody lose their secret CIA shit? I don't think so!

Linda Litzke: I'm really looking for a guy with a sense of humor.
Chad Feldheimer: That guy, wait, that guy wasn't bad.
Linda Litzke: Him?
Chad Feldheimer: No before.
Linda Litzke: Him?
Chad Feldheimer: Umm, he might not be a loser...
Linda Litzke: How can you tell?
Chad Feldheimer: That's a Brioni suit.
Linda Litzke: Yeah?
Chad Feldheimer: Shit yeah!
Linda Litzke: Does he look like he would have a sense of humor?
Chad Feldheimer: Looks like his optometrist has a sense of humor.

Appearances can be... deceptive.

You think it's a Schwinn!

Osborne Cox: Give me the CD!
Chad Feldheimer: Give me the money!

[excited] Oh, my God!

[over the phone] Osbourne Cox? I thought you might be wooorrried...about the secuuurrrity...of your shit.

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Chad Feldheimer

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Chad Feldheimer is a character in Burn After Reading. He works at a gym and comes across a secret disc that contains the memoirs of a CIA Agent. What will Chad do with this information?

Played By
Brad Pitt
Full Name
Chad Feldheimer