Chazz Michael Michaels Quotes
They laughed at Louie Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon, and now he's laughing at them from up there.
Mind-bottling. Like your mind is trapped in a bottle.
My victory in Boston was as sweet as the cream pie from the city it's named after.
I am never satisfied... it is a curse!
You put the bone in Zamboni.
Chazz Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy *are* figure skating. Boom!
Chazz: This ends TONIGHT!
Jimmy: It's daytime, you douche!
It makes my hair shine like the Belt of Orion.
Jimmy: I call top bunk!
Chazz: No, I already did.
Jimmy: No you didn't.
Chazz: Yes I did. In my mind.
Jimmy: I see you got fat!
Chazz: I see you still look like a 15-year-old girl but not hot.
Jimmy: THAT was disgusting.
Chazz: THAT, young man, is how babies are made.
Jimmy: Get out of my face!
Chazz: I'll get inside your face!