Tai: Do you think she's pretty?
Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai: What's a monet?
Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess. Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?
Christian: Hagsville.
Cher: See?

Christian: Do you like Billie Holiday?
Cher: I love him.

Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.


Hey man, protective vibe, I dig.

Cher: Oh look, Josh is dancing with Tai, he never dances.
Christian: I can see why.

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As they say in Clueless, Christian is a friend of Dorothy's. This character is a homosexual (not that there's anything wrong with that), a great shopper and a good friend. He's played by Justin Walker.

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Justin Walker
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