Deception is brutal.

Alice: You still fancy me?
Dan: ...Of course.
Alice: You're lying. I've been you.

Anna: Love bores you.
Dan: No, it disappoints me.

Dan: Why did you fuck him?
Alice: I wanted to.
Dan: Why?
Alice: I desired him.
Dan: Why?
Alice: You weren't there!
Dan: Why him?
Alice: He asked me nicely.
Dan: You're a liar.
Alice: So?
Dan: Who are you?
Alice: I'm no one!
[Alice spits in Dan's face. Dan raises his hand to slap her]
Alice: Go on, hit me. It's what you want. Come on, hit me, you fucker!

Dan: I hate that I'm hurting you.
Alice: Then why are you?

What's so great about the truth? Try lying for a change, it's the currency of the world.

Anna: I don't want trouble.
Dan: I'm not trouble.
Anna: You're taken.
Dan: I've got to see you.
Anna: Tough.
Dan: You... KISSED me!
Anna: What are you - TWELVE?

Alice: Is it because she's successful?
Dan: No. It's because... she doesn't need me.

Dan: Do you have any children?
Anna: No.
Dan: Would you like some?
Anna: Yes, but not today.

Dan: You've ruined my life.
Anna: You'll get over it.

Larry: You still pissing about on the Net?
Dan: Not recently.
Larry: I wanted to kill you.
Dan: I thought you wanted to fuck me.
Larry: Don't get lippy. I liked your book, by the way.
Dan: Thanks. You stand alone.

Dan: You think love is simple. You think the heart is like a diagram.
Larry: Have you ever seen a human heart? It looks like a fist, wrapped in blood! Go fuck yourself! You writer! You liar!

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Dan

Dan in Closer

It's safe to say that Dan is a player. In the movie Closer, he goes from Alice to Anna to Alice to Anna to... you get the idea. This character is a writer who just can't stay committed.

Played By
Jude Law
Full Name
Dan