Danielle Quotes
Matthew: Why didn't you just tell me?
Danielle: Because I didn't want to! Because I loved the way you looked at me. You don't understand how hard...
Matthew: Wait!
Danielle: Fuck you.
Matthew: Why are you doing this?
Danielle: What?
Matthew: This.
Danielle: Isn't that what you want? To fuck a porn star in a cheap motel? So this is what you really think of me.
Karate Guy in Porno: Oooh, excellent, grasshopper. And now for your final task of your training.
Danielle: You're gonna need a harder piece of wood that that, cowboy.
Matthew: That's not her.
Eli: Yeah, it is.
Matthew: Oh, no.
Matthew: I just feel so weird...
Danielle: Shh. Relax. Ecstasy is not that bad.
Matthew: What?
Danielle: Kelly likes dosing people with E.
Matthew: Oh, my God. Am I gonna die?
What's the craziest thing you've done lately?
Danielle: Ooh, boxers.
Matthew: I always wear boxers. You just caught me on a weird day.
Just go with it.
Hi, I'm all wet. Can I come in?
Danielle: Thank you.
Matthew: For what?
Danielle: I never went to prom.
Matthew: It's not funny.
Danielle: It's a little funny.
