At age 11, I audited my parents.

(with wonder) Oh look, he's flying.

Allen Gamble

Hey I did my first desk pop!

Allen Gamble

(Allen finds his precious missing car has been recovered)
Cop: From bodily fluids and hair samples we determined that... a bunch of old homeless dudes had an orgy in there.
Allen Gamble: Oh God.
Cop: It's called a 'soup kitchen'. ...A mama raccoon came along and gave birth on the floor, placenta blew out all over the back window there.

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