Ray: What's wrong, Mommy?
Dorothy: First class, that's what's wrong. It used to be a better meal, now it's a better life.

I have this great guy. And he loves my son. And he sure does like me a lot.

Jerry Maguire: I love you. You... you complete me. And I just...
Dorothy: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at "hello".

Jerry Maguire: This is going to change everything.
Dorothy: Promise?

Jerry Maguire: What do you want from me? My soul?
Dorothy: Why not? I deserve that much.

Maybe love shouldn't be such hard work.

I've had three lovers in the past four years, and they all ran a distant second to a good book and a warm bath.

Dorothy: He's coming over.
Laurel: Tonight?
Dorothy: He just lost his best client. I invited the guy over.
Laurel: Dorothy, this is not a guy. It's a syndrome. Early mid-life. Hanging on to the bottom wrong. "Dear God, don't let me be alone or I call my newly long suffering assistent without medical for company settlement." If now all you still want is him to come over, I'm not saying anything.
Dorothy: Honey, he's engaged.

I love him! I love him for the man he wants to be. And I love him for the man he almost is.

On the surface, everything seems fine. I've got this great guy. And he loves my kid. And he sure does like me a lot. And I can't live like that. It's not the way I'm built.

Look at me Laurel, I'm the oldest 26 year old in the world.

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