Senior Ed Bloom Quotes

Josephine: I'd like to take your picture.
Senior Ed Bloom: Oh, you don't need a picture. Just look up "handsome" in the dictionary.

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Senior Ed Bloom: I've told you a thousand facts, Will, that's what I do. I tell stories.
Will Bloom: You tell lies, Dad.

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Josephine: Oh, so this is a tall tale?
Senior Ed Bloom: Well, it's not a short one.

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