David: I'm not staying here.
Liz: David, don't, that's suicide.
Ed: I think he should go.
Shaun: [in concerned tone] Mum, have you been bitten?
Barbara: No, but Philip has.
Shaun: Oh, OK.
Ed: [concerned] Has she been bitten?
Shaun: No, but Phillip has.
Ed: Oh, OK.
[after Shaun hits zombie with butt of rifle] Why didn't you just shoot him?
Ed: Hey, Shaun, look who it is!
Shaun: Don't point that gun at my mum!
Ed: Don't point that gun at Barbara!
Shaun: It's not that I don't wanna spend time with you, cause I do. It's just... Ed doesn't have too many friends.
Ed: Can I get... any of you cunts... a drink?