Edward Lewis: I told you not to pick up the phone.
Vivian: Then stop calling me.

Vivian: Can I call you Eddie?
Edward Lewis: Not if you expect me to answer.

Edward Lewis: How much for the entire night?
Vivian: Stay here? You couldn't afford it.
Edward Lewis: Try me.
Vivian: 300 dollars.
Edward Lewis: Done! Thank you. Now we can relax.

Edward Lewis: I think we both know she's not my niece.
Barney: Of course.
Edward Lewis: And the reason I know that is that I'm an only child.

Vivian: That would make you a... lawyer.
Edward Lewis: What makes you think I'm a lawyer?
Vivian: You have that sharp, useless look about you.

You and I are such similar creatures Vivian. We both screw people for money.

Vivian: I would have stayed for two thousand.
Edward Lewis: I would have paid four.

Vivian: So, what's your name?
Edward Lewis: Edward.
Vivian: Really? That's my favorite name in the whole world.

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