Elle Woods Quotes
Sid: Welcome, to the Wellington, ma'am.
Elle: It's a thrill to be here.
Stanford Marks: You're the girl with the perfumed poo-poo bags, aren't you?
Elle: Actually I'm the woman with the scented waste receptacles, but yes.
Rep. Rudd: You can't get people to care.
Elle: Watch me.
Elle: Ughhh. All day long I felt like white open-toed shoes after Labor Day.
Sid: I hate that feeling, whatever that means.
I have always respected redheads as members of a hair color minority.
Paulette, I taught Bruiser to shop online, I think I can handle Congress.
I didn't know I could be this happy without incurring credit card debt!
Oooooh! Nice briefcase!
So speak up, America. Speak up for the home of the brave. Speak up for the land of the free gift with purchase. Speak up, America!
This is just like CSpan, except I'm not bored.
Emmett: You know what I thought when I first met you?
Elle: God, that woman wears a lot of pink?
Elle: Hello, Patriots! I don't think I've been this excited since Gucci became a publicly-traded company.
Timothy McGinn: Oh my God, it's capital Barbie.
Reena: She's so... shiny.