Emmett Richmond Quotes
Elle I don't care where I marry just as long as I do. I do... I do... feels good.
Emmett: You know what I thought when I first met you?
Elle: God, that woman wears a lot of pink?
Emmett: You fall asleep during the West Wing.
Elle: Yeah, but have you seen what they're wearing?
Elle: Don't ask.
Emmett: Wasn't gonna.
Elle: So, if you don't know an answer they're just gonna kick you out.
Emmett: So you have Stromwell, huh?
Elle: Yes. Did she do that to you too?
Emmett: No, but she did make me cry once... not in class I waited until I got back to my room, but yeah she'll kick you right in the balls, or wherever.
Emmett: Did you take Mrs. Windham on a date?
Enrique Salvatore: Yes.
Emmett: Where?
Enrique Salvatore: A restaurant in Concord, where no one could recognize us.
Emmett: How long have you been sleeping with Mrs. Windham?
Enrique Salvatore: Three months.
Emmett: And your boyfriend's name is...
Enrique Salvatore: Chuck.
Emmett: Right.
Enrique Salvatore: Pardon me, pardon me! I thought you said friend; Chuck is just a friend!
Chuck: YOU BITCH!
Emmett: I can't believe you just called me a butthead. I don't think anybody has called me a butthead since the 9th grade.
Elle: Maybe not to your face.
Emmett Richmond
- Played By
- Luke Wilson
- Full Name
- Emmett Richmond
