Pete: Hey, you were a pretty big Notre Dame fan!
Frank: Yeah, and I used to collect baseball cards too!

Frank: Ara again? You gonna get an autographed picture and kiss it every night before you go to bed?
Rudy: What is your problem?
Frank: Or maybe he'll give you permission to wipe his ass.

That semester at junior college sure didn't make you any smarter.

If you are a part of that team, then my opinion of Notre Dame football just hit the shits!

As long as my brother talks this crazy Notre Dame shit, he deserves anything that comes his way!

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