I've got culture coming out of my ass.

Lawrence Jamieson: Do you ever have a single thought that originates from above the waist?
Freddy Benson: No!

[in a childlike voice] Oh, Lawrence! This is the happiest day of my life! I think my testicles are dropping!

Freddy Benson: I didn't steal any money! She just saw me with another woman! You're French, you understand that!
Inspector Andre: To be with another woman, that is French. To be caught, that is American.

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