Gretchen: Well, I mean you wouldn't buy a skirt without asking your friends first if it looks good on you.
Cady: I wouldn't?
Gretchen: Right. Oh, and it's the same with guys. Like, you may think you like someone, but you could be wrong.

Gretchen: That is so fetch!
Regina: Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!

Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism.

Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.

If only you knew how mean she really is... You'd know that I'm not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah! Two years ago she told me hoops earrings were *her* thing and I wasn't allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hannakuh my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn't even like them and... it was so sad. And you know she cheats on Aaron? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she's doing SAT prep but really she's hooking up with Shane Ohman in the projection room above the auditorium! I never told anybody that because I am *such* a good friend!

I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.

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Gretchen Wieners

Very Mean Girls

Gretchen Wieners is so fetch! The second banana of The Plastic has answered to Regina George for most of her life. But that soon change. This adorable character eventually grows a spine to match her large breasts.

Played By
Lacey Chabert
Full Name
Gretchen Wieners