JUST a bit outside.

Throw to first... Hayes is picked off! Personally, I think we got hosed on that call.

Harry Doyle: Monty, anything to add?
Color Man: Umm... no.
Harry Doyle: He's not the best colorman in the league for nothing, folks!

This guy threw at his own son in a father son game.

Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor.

The post-game show is brought to you by... Christ, I can't find it. To hell with it.

Remember, fans, Tuesday is Die Hard Night. Free admission for anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won the pennant.

Harry Doyle: That's all we got, one goddamn hit?
Assistant: You can't say goddamn on the air.
Harry Doyle: Don't worry, nobody is listening anyway.

In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the Indians have managed to win a few ball games, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar!

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