Rosemary Cross: I'm just having a little snack
Herman Blume: What'd you got there... carrots?

She's sweet, but she's fucked-up.

Herman Blume: So you've changed your mind and you want the job.
Max Fischer: No, I've got an idea and I need some money.

Herman Blume: Come work for me.
Max Fischer: What do you mean?
Herman Blume: I mean I-I could use someone like you.
Max Fischer: Look, I may not be rich, Mr. Blume, my father may only be a doctor, but we manage.

Herman Blume: Why did you ask me to come here?
Max Fischer: Oh, I was going to drop that tree on you.
Herman Blume: That big one?
Max Fischer: Yeah.
Herman Blume: It would've flattened me like a pancake.

112 pounds. Black hair. Glasses... Oval face.

[to Max] She's in love with a dead guy anyway.

Kids don't like it when their parents get divorced.

Herman Blume: Indefinitely. I'm being sued for divorce.
Concierge: Very good sir.

Never in my wildest imagination did I ever dream I would have sons like these.

Architect: Mr. Blume, how are Ronny and Donny enjoying military school?
Herman Blume: They love it.
Magnus Buchan: Lucky bastards.

Max Fischer: How much are you worth, by the way?
Herman Blume: I don't know.
Max Fischer: Over ten million?
Herman Blume: Yeah, I guess so.
Max Fischer: Good, good.
Herman Blume: Why?
Max Fischer: Cause we're gonna need all of it.

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Herman Blume


Played By
Bill Murray
Full Name
Herman Blume