Jay Quotes
Dante Hicks: Just go. Just go open the video store.
Jay: Yeah! Go open the video store!
Randal Graves: Shut the fuck up, junkie.
Noinch, Noinch, Noinch, Schmokin Weed, Schmokin' Weed, Doin' Coke, Drinkin' Beers...
Cock-smoker!
I don't care if she's my cousin or not, I'm gonna knock those boots again tonight.
Dante Hicks: I thought I told you not to be dealing in front of the store.
Jay: I ain't dealin', man, what you talkin' about?
Willam Black: Hey, man, you got anything?
Jay: Yeah, man, what you want?
Dante Hicks: Are there any balls down there?
Jay: About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry!
I've had some girlfriends too, but all they wanted from me was weed and shit.
I feel good today, Silent Bob, we're gonna make some money, then you know what we're going to do? We're gonna go to that party, and we're gonna get some pussy, and I'm gonna fuck this bitch, and fuck this bitch, I'll fuck ANYTHING THAT MOVES! What the fuck you lookin at, I'll kick yo fuckin ass! Shit yeah. Doesn't that fucker owe me 10 bucks? You know, fuckin tonight, we're gonna rip off that fucker's head, and take out his fuckin' SOUL. Hey, what's up baby, what's up, sluts?
Jay
Jay is the loud, obnoxious half of the drug dealing duo, Jay and Silent Bob. Jay is generally the reason the pair end up on all their crazy adventures.
- Played By
- Jason Mewes
- Full Name
- Jay
