Jenna Rink Quotes
You are rude, and mean, and sloppy, and frizzy - and I don't like you at all.
Pete Hansen: What's wrong, Pookie?
Jenna: Pookie? Uh... *Pukie!* You're married!
Matt, stop being so nice to me. I don't deserve it. Do you know what kind of person I am now, I mean - do you know who I am right now? I don't have any real friends. I did something bad with a married guy. I don't talk to my mom and dad. I'm not a nice person. And the thing is - I'm not 13 anymore.
Jenna: What happened?
Matt: I don't know. I can pretty much peg it to your 13th birthday party, when you were in the closet playing that game. Spin the Rapist?
Jenna: Seven Minutes in Heaven.
Matt: Jenna, what are you... Why are you here?
Jenna: Matty, I told you - something really weird is happening. Yesterday was my 13th birthday and then, and then today I woke up and I'm this, and you, I mean - you're that! You get it?
Matt: [long pause] Are you high? You been smoking pot? Doing X? Fallen into a K-Hole? You doing drugs?
Jenna: I love you, Matt. You're my best friend.
Matt: I love you too, Jenna... I've always loved you.
I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!
Thirty, flirty and thriving.
Can you tell I'm wearing underwear? 'Cause I totally am.
Becky: I like your dress.
Jenna: That's because I have these incredible boobs to fill it out!
Matty! It's Thriller!
Jenna: You want to know a secret?
Jenna: You're the sweetest guy I've ever met.