Peyton Kelly: My mom says that she fell in love with you because you played guitar and you sounded like Elvis.
Joe Kingman: Really?
[Elvis voice]
Joe Kingman: Well what do you think?
Peyton Kelly: I think my mom was tone deaf and you sound more like an injured moose.

Peyton, I still haven't answered your question. After this game, win or lose, you're still the best thing that ever happened to me.

Joe Kingman: I thought you were dead.
Karen Kelly: I can assure you I am NOT dead.

Bostun Webels, experience the heat. Buston Webels, catch the magik. Buston Webels, catch... who wites this?

Joe Kingman: You need to be a mom to do this stuff.
Monique Vasquez: I don't know about that. True mothers are smarter, kinder, and better at just about everything.

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