Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck - it's dangerous.

She-lika-da-way your dick taste!

I'm going to murder-ball you!

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Jonah

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Jonah is maybe the funniest character in Knocked Up. He's a crude pal of Ben Stone's and thinks he knows what he's talking about. Then again, Jonah thinks women can't get pregnant  if they are on top during sex.

Played By
Jonah Hill
Full Name
Jonah