Julius Levinson Quotes
Julius Levinson: Hey don't you tell him to shut up! You'd all be dead now if it weren't for my David! None of you did anything to prevent this!
Gen. Gray: There was nothing we could do!
Julius Levinson: Oh don't give me that! You knew about this for a long time! What with that spaceship you found in New Mexico! What was it called... Roswell, New Mexico! And that other place... uh... Area 51, Area 51! You knew then! And you did nothing!
President Thomas Whitmore: Mr. Levinson, you're mistaken. There is no Area 51. There is no spaceship:
Albert Nimzicki: Uh... Mr. President. That's not entirely accurate.
David Levinson: What, which part?
Julius Levinson: David. What the hell are you doing?
David Levinson: Making a mess!
Julius Levinson: Yes, this I can see.
It's Air Force One for crying out loud and still he gets sick!
Albert Nimzicki: I'm not Jewish.
Julius Levinson: Well, nobody's perfect.
David Levinson: Hey, you have any idea how long it takes for those cups to decompose?
Julius Levinson: If you don't move soon, I'm gonna start to decompose.
All you need is love, John Lennon, smart man, shot in the back, very sad.
If you're so smart, tell me something, how come you go to M.I.T. for 8 years to become a cable repairman?
Everyone's trying to get out of Washington, and we're the only schmucks trying to get in.
If I had known I was gonna meet the president, I would've worn a tie. Look at me, I look like a schliemiel.
