Kale: Say "Hi," Ronald.
Ronnie: Hi Ronald.

Kale: Who's going?
Ashley: Minnie Tyco.
Kale: Oh, yeah, skinny psycho...

I'm fine! It turned, I'm green!

Julie: Clean up your room, and clean up the kitchen.
Kale: Yeah, I'll do that. Let me just check my schedule.

I'm having a kid. Your little boy's growing up, I got a girl pregnant, now I gotta go visit her. She lives in Reno, I don't know how I'm gonna get there. Probably have to take Mom's car. But, we're gonna live together. We're gonna live in the trailer park. Her name's Shirley, she's real great.

Ronnie: It reeks in here!
Kale: What's it smell like?
Ronnie: The corpse of a rotting hottie.

Ashley: What took you so long?
Kale: We were upstairs playing.
Ronnie: Video games!

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Kale


Played By
Shia LaBeouf
Full Name
Kale