Matthew Kidman Quotes
Matt: But then Samnang won't get his money!
Kelly: It's funny, you say that like I care. I don't give a shit!
Matthew: Why didn't you just tell me?
Danielle: Because I didn't want to! Because I loved the way you looked at me. You don't understand how hard...
Danielle: Fuck you.
Matthew: Why are you doing this?
Danielle: Isn't that what you want? To fuck a porn star in a cheap motel? So this is what you really think of me.
Karate Guy in Porno: Oooh, excellent, grasshopper. And now for your final task of your training.
Danielle: You're gonna need a harder piece of wood that that, cowboy.
Matthew: That's not her.
Eli: Yeah, it is.
Matthew: Oh, no.
Well, I don't speak a foreign language, so that's out. And I can't quote John F. Kennedy now, can I, Ryan?
Matthew: I just feel so weird...
Danielle: Shh. Relax. Ecstasy is not that bad.
Danielle: Kelly likes dosing people with E.
Matthew: Oh, my God. Am I gonna die?
Matthew: Do you have the fever?
Klitz: No. Why? Do you?
Matthew: I don't know. Maybe.
[turns to Eli]
Matthew: How 'bout you?
Eli: I just gotta fuck something.
Matthew: Oh my god, she's so hot.
Eli: What channel, dude?
Danielle: Ooh, boxers.
Matthew: I always wear boxers. You just caught me on a weird day.
Matthew Kidman. I will always remember... The three legs of the tripod. My business partner. My student advisor. The next Einstein. Eli's calling card. Klitz's big debut. My own scholarship to Georgetown. And of course, I'll never forget the girl next door. As for me, I'm just going with it.
Matthew: What happened?
Klitz: It got bad.
Eli: BOLT! BOLT!
I just wanna let you know, I know who you really are, and you're better than this.